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AN MPOSSIBLE GLOSSARY
A. C.: [Anno Confusionis, 74:4-5, Aug. 2000] Calendar based on 45 B. C.'s otherwise unique 15-month, 450-day year
AIQ: [AI + IQ portmanteau acronym, 50:7, July 1989] measurement of artificial intelligence, e. g., the results of a Turing test
astro-illogical: [astrological + illogical portmanteau, 40:5, Oct. 1986] demonstrating the logically extrapolated illogicalness of astrology
astro-numb-y: [numb + astronomy portmanteau,  62:7, Apr. 1996] mind-numbing gee-whiz astronomy
auric: [aura + -ic, 49:5, Mar. 1989] having to do with auras
Baker's gross: [dozen:gross::Baker's dozen:?,  74:5, Aug. 2000] 132 = 169
belbatsfry: [wordle,  71:5, May 1999] bats in belfry, crazy
b-est: [extrapolated from Aronson numbers,  64:2] number described in Latin statement, "B est prima littera in hic sententiam, non seconda, ... ."
biodbious: [from "believe it or don't believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing in both believing and disbelieving
bious: [from "believe it!" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing in other's believing
busines: [wordle,  71:5, May 1999] unfinished business
chetongueek: [wordle,  71:5, May 1999] tongue in cheek, humorously
circtalkles: [wordle,  71:5, May 1999] talk in circles
ciscendental: [trans-:cis-::transcendental:?,  68:1, Nov. 1998] number between non-transcendental and transcendental
cleapian: [C + leapian,  72:4, Oct. 1999] person born on Feb. 29, '00, including Feb. 29, 1900 O. S. (Mar. 14, 1900 N. S.)
deneaticity: [DENEAT, digits -- even, not even and total,  69:4] property of number indicated by number of steps DENEAT function transforms it to 123
dibious: [from "don't I believe it!" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing in believing
electrinology: [75:4, Oct. 2000] study of electrinos -- theoretical epignosticism: [from Col. 1:9, Tabletalk 1992] belief system based on knowledge beyond the pseudo-knowledge of the gnostics, based on knowledge of God's will in all spiritual wisdom and understanding"
gammagon: [gamma + -gon,  64:2] polygon formed from gamma-like right angles, including two-gamma square, three-gamma triply-concave hexagon, four-gamma concave irregular hexagon, five-gamma stellated pentagon
great Baker's gross: 13 cubed = 2,197
great googol: [gross:great gross::googol:?,  74:5, Aug. 2000] 10 to the 1,000th = (to the 2nd 10) cubed
great Poulter's gross: 14 cubed  = 2,744
gwho: [A. B. Johnson in A Treatice on Language] term used to conceal the absurdity of the unobservable, e. g., the Oort cloud, the Big Bang, quarks, the subconscious, gravity
gigillion: [giga- + -illion,  62:3, Apr. 1996] 103,000,000,003
grueberry: [blue:grue::blueberry:?,  32:2, June 1984, from grue (Nelson Goodman, 1946)] still green, unripe blueberry, expected to turn blue
hierogamous: [as in Hierogamous Enterprises] having to due with the union of things not seemingly unitable, the holy union, one that makes a miraculous, synergistic new thing
ibebious: [from "I believe everyone believes it" acronym, acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving anyone disbelieves
ibibious: [from "I believe I believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing that you believe
ibidbious: [from "I don't believe it!" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing that you disbelieve
ibious: [from "I believe it!" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing
ibubious: [from "I believe you believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing that another believes
ibudbious: [from "I believe you don't believe" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] believing that another doesn't believes
idabious: [from "I don't believe anyone believes" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that anyone believes
idbibious: [from "I don't believe I believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that you believe
idbidbious: [from "I don't believe I don't believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996]  disbelieving that you disbelieve
idbious: [from "I don't believe it! acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving
idbubious: [from "I don't believe you believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another believes
idbudbious: [from "I don't believe you don't believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996]
ihhp: [nverted phhi, 68:1, Nov. 1998] ...,643,338
ihp: [nverted phi, 68:1, Nov. 1998] ...,889,330,816.1
inary: [2:binary::i:?,  67:2, Sept. 1998] related to the number system based on i = square root of-1
insec: [Markov:marsec::inch:?,  36:2, Oct. 1985] unit of distance analogous to parsec (distance 1 astronomical unit subtends one second of arc) and marsec (distance Markov subtends one second of arc), 15.3 miles or 24.5 kilometers
ip = [pi ananym,  68:1, Nov. 1998] pi enverted into  ...,356,295,141.3, a ciscendental
jootsy: [jump out of the system + -y,  72:11, Oct. 1999] system-jumping e. g., 2 + 2 = fi + ve = five = 5
lusionist: [backformed from illusionist, 40:4, Oct. 1986] user of artistic techniques to create a state of true perception of actual nature, to lead aright, cause to accept as true what is true
llusionist: [77:2] between illusionist and lusionist
M1K: [3:1:M3K:?, 27:3, Dec. 1982] mystery of the first kind, former mystery now with one generally accepted explanation, e. g., rainbows, the aurora
M2K: [3:2::M3K:?, 27:3, Dec. 1982] mystery of the second kind, mystery with too many explanations, e. g., UFOs, monster sightings
M3K: [close encounters:mysteries:CE3K:?,  27:3, Dec. 1982] mystery of the third kind as defined by Arthur C. Clarke in "Mysterious World", mystery with no explanation or solid clues to one, only a name, e. g., spontaneous human combustion, spontaneous repetitive psychokinesis, miracles
M0K: [3:0::M3K:?, 27:3, Dec. 1982] mystery of the zeroth kind, pseudo-mystery, e. g. those used as evidence of significance of Bermuda Triangle disappearances, Ancient Astronaut evidence, pyrimidology measurements
mammothicle: [mammoth + icicle portmanteau,  42:10, Mar. 1987] frozen mammoth, used as evidence for catastrophism
megillion: [mega- + -illion,  62:3, Apr. 1996] 103,000,0003
mpossible:  [pronounced em-poss-i-buhl, 77:3, Feb. 2001] between possible and impossible
neontology: [antonym of paleontology, 56:7, Apr. 1992] study of young-earth fossils
n-est: [extrapolated from Aronson numbers, 64:2] number described by Latin sentence, "N est prima, ... quinta ab ultimum littera in hic sententiam."
nfinite:  [pronounced en-fi-night,  between finite and infinite, 68:1, Nov. 1998] surreal numbers that seem partly finite, partly infinite, represented by using backslash, e. g., 5\1 = ...0002 = 1000 + 2
nrational:  [pronounced en-ra-shun-al, between unrational and rational, 68:1, Nov. 1998] of the set of numbers nverted from unrationals, e. g., (3/2 - square root of 2) 1 = ...,734,687,580
nugon: [nu + -gon] polygon formed from N-like triple line segments
nvert:  [pronounced en-vert, between vert and invert, 68:1, Nov. 1998] to transform a frontslash quotient into a backslash nfinite or rrational or ciscendental number by rotating the digits 180o around the decimal point, e. g., ip =  ...,356,295,141.3
oogology: [74:1] transfinite surreal number theory based on 10 to the 00
oulipiana: [72:3, Oct. 1999] examples of oulipian literature as done by OuLiPo or Ouvroir de Litterature Potentielle (Workshop of Potential Literature)
paleodontics: [75:1, Oct. 2000] study of ancient teeth
pale-eontology: [pale + paleontology, 39:1, Aug. 1986] study of fossils recognizing how woefully meager they are
papaphysics: [metaphysics:pataphysics::pataphysics:?,  68:4, Nov. 1998] science of the unobservable, unthinkable, unimaginable, e. g., God the Father (Papa)
paradoxy: [paradox + orthodoxy, 50:5, July 1989] belief system based upon paradoxes
p-est: [extrapolated from Aronson numbers, 64, p.3] number mentioned in Latin sentence, "P est prima, quinta, ... littera in hic sententiam."
phhi: [pi:phi::phi:?,  64:3] /o2/~" = 0.833346101...
phi-osophy: [37:7, Mar. 1986] the study of the beauty and truth in the golden ratio, phi
phiplex: [41:6, Dec. 1986] 10-to-the-phi = 41.4986519...
piplex: [41:6, Dec. 1986] 10-to-the-pi = 1385.455731367...
plexing: [backformed from googolplex, 41:6, Dec. 1986] raising ten to a given number
polythink: [2:n::doublethink:?, 71:4, May 1999] to hold many thoughts, particularly contradictory ones, simultaneously
Poulter's gross: [dozen:gross::Poulter's dozen:?, 74:5, Aug. 2000] 14 squared = 196
rrational: [pronounced ar-rash-un-al, interpolation between rational and irrational, 68:1, Nov. 1998] surreal number represented using backslash, seemingly partly rational and partly irrational, e. g., 2\10 = ...999.4 = 00 - 0.6
Saganalysis: [20:1, Jan. 1981] analysis of Carl Sagan's writings
s-ain't: [extrapolation from Aronson numbers, 61:1, Feb. 1996] number mentioned in the statement, "S ain't the second, third, ..., eighth, tenth, ..., letter in this sentence."
sigmagon: [sigma + -gon,  64:3] polygon formed from sigma-like quintuple line segment
technillogical: [illogical + technological, 10:3, Sept. 1978] having to do with illogical technology like the manufacture of weapons of mass destruction, environmentally destructive
telligence: [backformed from intelligence, 37:8, Dec. 1985] inability to learn
terillion: [tera- + million portmanteau, 62:3, Apr. 1996] 10-to-the-3,000,000,000,003th
theorious: [theory + serious portmanteau, 56:5, Apr. 1992] having to do with theories, taken seriously and not-so seriously
TOSCOD: [triple-or-sum-cubes-of-digits, 67:2, Sept. 1998] function transforming any number into 153 in n steps
ubebious: [from "you believe everyone believes it" acronym, 62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another that disbelieves anyone disbelieves
ubibious: [from "you believe I believe it!" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another believes you believe it
ubidbious: [from "you believe I don't believe it" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another believes that you disbelieve
ubious: [from "you believe it!" acronym,  62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another believes
ubidbious: [from "you  believe I don't believe it" acronym, 62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another believes you disbelieve
udbabious: [from "you don't believe anyone believes it" acronym, 62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another disbelieves anyone believes
udbidbious: [from "you don't believe I don't believe it" acronym, 62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another disbelieves you disbelieve
udbious: [from "you don't believe it" acronym, 62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another disbelieves
udbibious: [from "you don't believe I believe it" acronym, 62:6, Apr. 1996] disbelieving that another disbelieves you believe
unrational: [un- + rational, 64, p.4, ] of the set of numbers able to transform a rational number into an irrational one or vice versa, e. g., p/q - square root of [(p/q) squared]
UMO: [imitative of IFO, UFO, 39:3, Aug. 1986] unaccountably moving objects, like moving statues, walking trees, productive bureaucrats
zygophrenia: [20:9, Jan. 1981] personality disorder, opposite to schizophrenia, as in the case of the Chaplin twins of York, Eng., described by Dr. David Westbury as one person in two bodies, evidenced to a lesser degree in the telepathy-like twin effect